The Pro Ukraine Windowmakers of Window Land is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grand Window with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.448 billion Windows are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Window City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Window Landian economy, worth a remarkable 4,286 trillion Windows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,647 Windows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, The Grand Window's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Window Land's national animal is the Window, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Window Land is ranked 306,775^th in the world and 261^st in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 2.42 Obesity Rate.